You Can’t Satirize This Mess #12
(Love, nudity, and a stolen RV in motion, toeing the line between disbelief and Appalachian Shakespeare.) In a story that sounds as if it was… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Irregular Horoscopes for July 14, 2025
♋ Cancer (Jun 21–Jul 22): The moon is in your house, and it forgot to wipe its feet. You’re feeling sensitive, sentimental, and suspicious of… Read More
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Crampazine is now offered in chewable gummies. Results may vary. May cause involuntary yodeling, nostalgia for fax machines, spontaneous karaoke, mild time travel, existential vertigo,… Read More
Book of Daze Skip Church and Watch Porn Day
(Because salvation is subjective and sometimes comes in 1080p.) Today we cast off the itchy wool of piety and slip into something more comfortable–like shame-resistant… Read More
Irregular Horoscopes for July 13, 2025
🪠Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Today your emotional depth rivals the Mariana Trench, but your coworkers still think you’re just “moody.” Mercury retrogrades… Read More
National Wipe Front-to-Back Day
(Cleansing the nation one directional swipe at a time.) In a country that celebrates National Cupcake Day, National Talk Like a Pirate Day, and something… Read More
Top Three Roadkill Air Fryer Recipes
Crispy panko-crusted possum poppers are Appalachian tapas for today’s palate, featuring possum, the marsupial you didn’t know could pair so well with a pinot noir.… Read More
🪐 Daily Irregular Horoscopes – July 12, 2025
(Horoscopes that are fresh, slightly unhinged, and just unholy enough to cause celestial side-eye.) Cancer (Jun 21–Jul 22): Your emotions are a soup. Stir them… Read More