Cosmic Whiplash Horoscopes
Welcome to today’s cosmic whiplash horoscopes, where the stars lure you onto a merry go round with no brass ring but a suspicious rattle. If… Read More
Author: philmaggitti
Book of Daze Strip Poker Day
Book of Daze Strip Poker Day celebrates humanity’s enduring faith in the illusion that nudity is both a weapon and a prize. Gathered around a… Read More
Heart Healthy Horoscopes, 09/19
♈ AriesYour impulsive energy could power a small carnival ride, but in today’s horoscopes it is powering a bad haircut idea. Sit on your hands… Read More
Top Ten Patron Saints of Bad Decisions
For centuries the Church has trafficked in patron saints who represent self-denial, chastity, and other deeply unmarketable virtues. Yet ordinary mortals know that we need… Read More
Horoscopes Reduced for Quick Sale, 09/18
♈ AriesYour reduced for quick sale bargain plan today is about as useless as a wet paper bag in a hurricane. Still, you will strut… Read More
Book of Daze Play Marbles Day
Welcome to Book of Daze Play Marbles Day, the holiday that reminds us that childhood once involved dirt, scraped knees, and glass spheres instead of… Read More
The Ten Sickest Looking People in the Doctor’s Waiting Room
Waiting rooms are basically Ground Zero for humanity’s decline. You sit under those florescent lights, breathing recycled coughs, surrounded by people who look like they’ve… Read More
Book of Daze Clocks Strike None Day
🕰ï¸At precisely 4:32 a.m. the Bureau of Unscheduled Moments issued a silent advisory: all clocks are now considered decorative until further notice. The bureau cited… Read More