Daily Irregular Horoscopes — July 17, 2025
Aries (March 21–April 19): Today you will discover a long-lost talent for making others deeply uncomfortable at social events. Lean in. Ruin a dinner toast.… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Book of Daze Cry in the Shower Day
(Because sometimes the only thing getting rinsed is your will to go on.) Today we honor the sanctuary of sobbing, a place where no one… Read More
President Trump Wants Celebrity Walk-Out Crews
In a bold, theatrical pivot designed to inject fresh celebrity sparkle into his public appearances, President Donald J. Trump has announced that he will now… Read More
Sporting Horoscopes for July 16, 2025
(A horoscope in which your destiny is ruled by the mood swings of a sports franchise. Welcome to the TeamSpirit Zodiac. Your fate now depends… Read More
Book of Daze Lie to Your Therapist Day
(Because personal growth is exhausting and honesty is overrated.) We celebrate today the time-honored tradition of paying $150 an hour to perform emotional stability like… Read More
“Digging for Digital Ghosts,” An Interview with James Howells
![A landfill with crime-scene tape and distant industrial fog]“Please advise: which direction is upwind?” From the rickety observation deck overlooking the Newport, South Wales landfill… Read More
Book of Daze Passive-Aggressive Cleaning Day
(Grab your sponge, clench your jaw, and let the resentment sparkle) Today we honor the ancient art of weaponized tidiness. The sacred ritual of scrubbing… Read More