Why Americans Should Master the Subjunctive Mood
America has always been a nation of moods–angry moods, hungry moods, “why does my neighbor mow at 6 a.m.?” moods. But the mood we desperately… Read More
Author: philmaggitti
Local man attempts to paint his way out of reality—accidentally numbers the clouds, his regrets, and the concept of free will.
Book of Daze: Paint by Numbers Day
Paint by Numbers Day begins with the illusion of precision. One awakens not to possibility, but to a grid–an invisible scaffolding imposed upon the chaos… Read More
Cat Breeds Horoscopes
Cats, the ultimate solution for people who cannot have pets, are today’s spirit animals. Cat breeds horoscopes feature their own feline counterparts. Brace yourself for… Read More
Book of Daze: Unsubscribe Day
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together on unsubscribe day to cast off the chains of obligation and reclaim our inboxes, our sanity, and perhaps… Read More
Nothing Matters, and What If It Did?
If bards, Buddhists, and the bible proved correct that life is meaningless, that would not stop us from arguing about traffic lights, the merits of… Read More
Offbeat Zodiac Horoscopes
Welcome to the carnival of cosmic misfires, otherwise known as Offbeat Zodiac Horoscopes–where your fate tumbles from the heavens like a dropped pizza slice, landing… Read More
When your closest confidant is a wireframe with better recall than your family and fewer opinions than your cat.
Book of Daze — Invisible AI Friend Day
Welcome to Book of Daze – Invisible AI Friend Day, a day of observation for every person, place, thing, or idea that bears observing and… Read More
10 Conspiracy Theories That Are Just Your Mom Gossiping
Conspiracy theories, we’re told, are the whispers of shadowy cabals plotting in windowless rooms. In reality, they are usually the whispers of your mom plotting… Read More