An Open Letter to the Rolling Stones
Dear Mick, Keith, Charlie, and the New Guy,I have learned recently that you geezers might be touring next year. Please don’t. In the name of… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts, Hooker-Kid Mom Is Dunce Cap of the Moment
What sort of dipstick thinks it’s “hysterically funny” to dress her three-year-old daughter as a street walker and shove her onstage before a nationwide television… Read More
Help Save the Post Office, Take This Quiz
The United States Postal Service (USPS) may go tits up this winter if Congress doesn’t provide it with mail sacks full of cash, roughly $5.5… Read More
Rick Perry Says Animals Were Domesticated by Intelligent Design
MULESHOE, Texas – Governor Rick Perry told an audience at the First Evangelical Church of the Chosen Flock last night that schools in Texas should… Read More
Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Gone and Forgotten
PHILADELPHIA – Five years ago tomorrow Steve Irwin, better known as the crocodile hunter, died as he had lived: messing with a dangerous critter with… Read More
Lakers Fan Jack Nicholson Close to Deal with Israeli Team
LOS ANGELES – Jack Nicholson, the face of the Los Angeles Lakers, is close to signing with Maccabi Ashdod of the Israeli Basketball Super League,… Read More
Irene Dumps Record Number of Cliches on East Coast
PHILADELPHIA – As Hurricane Irene waddled up the East Coast Saturday night and Sunday morning–slower than Kirstie Alley climbing into her sitz bath–forecasters were predicting… Read More
Susan Powell’s Husband, Father-in-Law Linked to Supermarket Ad
PUYALLUP, Wash. – The investigation into the disappearance of Susan Powell, 28, who has been walkabout for nearly two years, took a turn for the… Read More