Angelina Jolie Has Madonna with Child Syndrome
HOLLYWOOD – Angelina Jolie’s habit of never leaving home without at least one child in her arms or strapped to her person has finally attracted… Read More
Celebrity Shockers
Famous people doing stupid things, documented with surgical precision since 2004. We catalog every meltdown, mugshot, and career implosion so you can feel better about your own disasters. Fame fades. Screenshots don’t.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting Virgin Birth
HOLLYWOOD- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting their first Scientologist next spring. Given the public displays of tonsil hockey put on by Cruise, 43,… Read More
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston Divorce Stuns World Leaders
LOS ANGELES – As soon as heads of state learned that a California judge had signed off on Jennifer Aniston’s request for a divorce from… Read More
Madonna Recovering Accent after Riding Fall
TOLLARD ROYAL – Lady Madonna Louise Ciccone is recovering her British accent “quite nicely, thank you,” said a spokeswoman for the American singer turned faux… Read More
Ben Affleck Quits Acting for Baby’s Sake
LOS ANGELES – Ben Affleck has vowed to give up acting for the sake of his unborn daughter. The Pearl Harbor star said he made the decision… Read More
Britney Spears Accused of Stalking Photographer
LOS ANGELES – A photographer shot near the groin with a pellet gun while chatting with friends in Malibu Saturday night has brought criminal charges… Read More
Britney Spears Assignment Gets Paparazzo Popped
MALIBU – Pandemonium broke out Saturday night when a paparazzo stalking Britney Spears at a hilltop home was struck in the leg by a plastic… Read More
Brad Pitt Expanding Angelina Jolie Rumors Hotline
HOLLYWOOD – Brad Pitt is expected to announce on Meet the Press Sunday the impending launch of Bradgelina 2.0, the updated version of his wildly popular rumors… Read More