GoFundMe or Go Top Yourself
In a world where people will crowdfund anything from elective toe surgery to psychic dolphin communication, it takes a certain kind of idiocy—or audacity—to get… Read More
Culture
Pop culture dissection with a rusty scalpel. We have mocked trends, movements, and moments since 2004 because someone needs to tell society it is wearing no clothes. Spoiler: society does not care, but we persist anyway.
KISS Cam Catastrophes
What could be worse than getting caught grappling with someone who is not your wife (but is somebody else’s wife) on a KISS Cam at… Read More
Five TED Talks We’d Like to Hear
(But probably never will for reasons of decency, national security, or fear of spontaneous combustion.) “How to Ghost Your Responsibilities and Still Get Promoted” –… Read More
Beards Are for Blowhards
Beards and goatees are the facial equivalent of distressed jeans. They are worn to project rugged authenticity while quietly being curated with an artisanal beard… Read More
National Wipe Front-to-Back Day
(Cleansing the nation one directional swipe at a time.) In a country that celebrates National Cupcake Day, National Talk Like a Pirate Day, and something… Read More
Top Three Roadkill Air Fryer Recipes
Crispy panko-crusted possum poppers are Appalachian tapas for today’s palate, featuring possum, the marsupial you didn’t know could pair so well with a pinot noir.… Read More
Ranking the Five Worst Diet Plans
5. The Air Diet. Breathe deeply, chew nothing. This French-invented horror involves pretending to eat while gazing hungrily at soup. Weight loss is guaranteed–along with… Read More
"Cat owners are 50 pwecent less likely to suffer from a heart attack because their hearts are already broken."
More Serous Than a Heart Attack
From corporate catastrophe to bodily betrayal, life’s most humiliating moments do not always wait for permission. They kick down the door, pants you in front… Read More