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Postcards from The Pug Bus

Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Passion or stability?

Mavis Drouk, emotional escrow officer

Believed to be near Harrisburg, PA

Stability. Passion is what people choose when they still believe a staircase can be made entirely of sparks. Stability may not sing outside your window, but it does remember where the insurance cards are.

Rufus Clenn, freelance thunder consultant

Last reported west of Tulsa, OK

Passion, obviously. Stability is just boredom wearing shoes with arch support. I want life to arrive late, smell faintly of lightning, and explain nothing until several lamps have been broken.

Nora Vell, deputy curator of small regrets

Possibly sheltering in Eugene, OR

Passion is useful for beginnings, stability for the paperwork afterward. I prefer both in moderation, which is another way of saying I would like to be ruined briefly and then driven home safely.

a caricature of former supreme court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"I really prefer opera."

Culture

Rock Star, My Ass

philmaggitti 10 months

Calling someone a “rock star” has become lazy cultural shorthand for describing a person who is wildly successful, charismatic, or influential in his or her… Read More

"Sequins and speed do mix."

Culture

Drag Queens Launch National Drag Racing League to Win Hearts, Confuse NASCAR Fans

philmaggitti 10 months

Special to the Pug Bus from Velvet Crankshaft, Pit Lane Correspondent Experts are calling it “a cultural coup or the weirdest episode of RuPaul’s Garage… Read More

a sad-looking man gazing at a laptop screen that bears the image of his beloved AI woman

"How much did you say nude selfies cost?"

Culture

The Cost of Loving AI

philmaggitti AI 11 months

David had always been unlucky to downright snakebitten in love, but when he met Elara, an AI companion with flawless skin and wit, he knew… Read More

P. Diddy in a garish western outfit and cowboy hat, playing a guitar and singing"

"Oh give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above; don't fence me in."

Culture

Diddy Goes Country, Redemption in Rhinestones

philmaggitti Morgan Wallen 11 months

In a move that has left both hip-hop and country music fans scratching their asses, lady’s man Sean “Diddy” Combs has decided that the best… Read More

a woman looking quizzically at a man as if she is trying to read his lips

"You wanna do what?!"

Culture

There’s Many a Slip When Reading Lips

philmaggitti 11 months

Lip reading, what a skill– the quiet, dignified alternative to eavesdropping; the last resort when subtitles fail and sound systems betray you. A noble effort,… Read More

wedding party in a brawl at the reception

"The wedding toast led to fisticuffs."

Culture

Stars, Stripes, and Sucker Punches

philmaggitti 11 months

America, land of the free and home of the unhinged public brawl. In the USofA there is no place too sacred, too wholesome, or too… Read More

woman sitting at a computer in a cluttered room

"Calling all cars. Calling all cars."

Culture

True Crime Does Not Pay

philmaggitti 11 months

In 2023, there were 1,219,810 violent crimes reported in the United States–and an equal number of websites, television shows, and podcasts devoted to solving crimes,… Read More

image of the country singer HARDY wearing a black T-shirt that reads "HARDY SUCKS"

"The HARDY boy makes good."

Culture

HARDY Rules!

Biff Scuzzy Morgan Wallen 11 months

HARDY’s COUNTRY! EP kicks dirt on Morgan Wallen’s album I’m the Problem and Eric Church’s Evangeline vs. the Machine. In a year filled with high-profile… Read More

The Pug Bus Breaking News

The Pug Bus Breaking News requires no email address, no mother's maiden name, no first pet's nickname, and no DNA sample. You simply mash the link below and read.

Deliver It

⚡ Scholars at the Royal Institute for the Advancement of Obvious Things have concluded, after eleven years of exhaustive inquiry, that people who speak at great length in meetings do not thereby become more correct. The findings have been submitted to a committee for review.

⚡ It has been determined by authorities in several jurisdictions that the phrase "I just want to be honest with you" reliably precedes the portion of the conversation one would most prefer not to have. Legislation is pending.

⚡ The Bureau of Perpetual Reassessment has announced that this is not, in fact, the most divided the nation has ever been, a distinction that continues to belong to a prior era when the disagreements concerned rather more consequential matters and people occasionally died over them.

Adverse Effects

The following lines of prose cleverly arranged as poetry may induce brief clarity, misplaced certainty, and the sense that something has already been decided without your approval ...

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

Read It All

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

The years do not accuse.
They simply pile up like newspapers you meant to read,
each one carrying news that is no longer news.

You think: I should have said that differently.
I should have stayed. I should have gone.
The mind is efficient this way,
filing the same cases under the same wrong headings,
finding them again at 3 a.m. in perfect order.

What surprises is not the weight of it
but the patience —
how regret waits,
how it has nowhere else to be,
how it sits across from you at breakfast
and asks for nothing,
knowing you will offer it everything
on your own.

The body slows.
The catalog does not.
You carry the unlived lives
the way old houses carry
the smell of people who are gone —
not haunting exactly,
just present,
just there,
just refusing
the simple courtesy
of leaving.