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Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Passion or stability?

Mavis Drouk, emotional escrow officer

Believed to be near Harrisburg, PA

Stability. Passion is what people choose when they still believe a staircase can be made entirely of sparks. Stability may not sing outside your window, but it does remember where the insurance cards are.

Rufus Clenn, freelance thunder consultant

Last reported west of Tulsa, OK

Passion, obviously. Stability is just boredom wearing shoes with arch support. I want life to arrive late, smell faintly of lightning, and explain nothing until several lamps have been broken.

Nora Vell, deputy curator of small regrets

Possibly sheltering in Eugene, OR

Passion is useful for beginnings, stability for the paperwork afterward. I prefer both in moderation, which is another way of saying I would like to be ruined briefly and then driven home safely.

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A satirical image depicting the emotional incontinence of talk show host Jimmy Kimmel. He is shown sitting in a wooden rowboat inside a flooded television studio, weeping exaggerated streams of blue tears. Small lions and boxes of tissues float in the water, while a background screen lists his most famous public meltdowns, providing a visual representation of his inability to regulate ocular fluids.

Is it a talk show or a clinical study in emotional incontinence?

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Three masked porch pirates standing on a snowy Minneapolis front porch, holding cardboard protest signs and stacked packages, satirically depicting porch pirates organizing for union benefits and dental coverage.

Collective bargaining in action.

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Minneapolis Porch Pirates Seeking to Unionize

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Don Lemon seated at a table playing the satirical board game Jurisdiction!, holding dice above a cluttered game board filled with authority tokens, outrage cubes, and civic power zones in a minimalist setting.

Nicki Minaj is an illegal alien.

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Don Lemon Unveils New Board Game

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Two adults sitting on a couch in a modern living room, both focused on their smartphones while a large television plays behind them, illustrating how phone scrolling disrupts Nielsen Ratings measurements.

Watching everything. Seeing nothing. Nielsen is weeping quietly.

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Nielsen Ratings in Turmoil As Viewers Scroll on Phones While Watching TV

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Unique house cleaning tips illustrated by a frantic person using a leaf blower to dust bookshelves while surrounded by a swarm of angry bees, turning household cleaning into a high-stakes chaos scene.

Because nothing says “deep clean” like imminent regret and a medically inadvisable level of motivation.

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Cartoon illustration of a smiling Girl Scout in uniform raising her hand in the traditional three‑finger Scout sign, set against a plain background; the image relates to a ranking of Girl Scout cookies.

"Cash or credit card?"

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12 Girl Scout Cookies Ranked From “Why Does This Exist” To “Transcendental Snack Deity”

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Corporate wellness programs concept showing employee meditating at desk surrounded by wellness app notifications and overflowing inbox

The wellness dashboard says you need more mindfulness. Your inbox says you need to answer these 47 emails from this weekend."

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Corporate Mindfulness Programs: Meditation Apps, Free Fruit, and Mandatory 7am Meetings

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The Pug Bus Breaking News

The Pug Bus Breaking News requires no email address, no mother's maiden name, no first pet's nickname, and no DNA sample. You simply mash the link below and read.

Deliver It

⚡ Scholars at the Royal Institute for the Advancement of Obvious Things have concluded, after eleven years of exhaustive inquiry, that people who speak at great length in meetings do not thereby become more correct. The findings have been submitted to a committee for review.

⚡ It has been determined by authorities in several jurisdictions that the phrase "I just want to be honest with you" reliably precedes the portion of the conversation one would most prefer not to have. Legislation is pending.

⚡ The Bureau of Perpetual Reassessment has announced that this is not, in fact, the most divided the nation has ever been, a distinction that continues to belong to a prior era when the disagreements concerned rather more consequential matters and people occasionally died over them.

Adverse Effects

The following lines of prose cleverly arranged as poetry may induce brief clarity, misplaced certainty, and the sense that something has already been decided without your approval ...

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

Read It All

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

The years do not accuse.
They simply pile up like newspapers you meant to read,
each one carrying news that is no longer news.

You think: I should have said that differently.
I should have stayed. I should have gone.
The mind is efficient this way,
filing the same cases under the same wrong headings,
finding them again at 3 a.m. in perfect order.

What surprises is not the weight of it
but the patience —
how regret waits,
how it has nowhere else to be,
how it sits across from you at breakfast
and asks for nothing,
knowing you will offer it everything
on your own.

The body slows.
The catalog does not.
You carry the unlived lives
the way old houses carry
the smell of people who are gone —
not haunting exactly,
just present,
just there,
just refusing
the simple courtesy
of leaving.