NSA Instrumental in Busting Thai Gang Selling Fake Elephant IDs
BANGKOK(AP)– The National Security Agency (NSA) is claiming to have played “a major role” in helping police in Thailand to break up a gang that… Read More
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George Zimmerman Rescue Effort Criticized
SANFORD, Fla.–George Zimmerman, recently acquitted of sixteen charges brought against him in the shooting death of an unarmed black youth, is now being criticized for… Read More
Detroit Bankruptcy Blamed on Shift in Autoeroticism Tastes
DETROIT – The city of Detroit’s recent bankruptcy filing is owed in no small part to shifts in tastes among devotees of autoeroticism in the… Read More
Post Office Will Issue Trayvon Martin Stamp
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trayvon Martin, whose only crime was winning a fight, will be a winner in death thanks to the United States Postal Service,… Read More
NSA Foils Massive Gettysburg Plot
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The National Security Agency (NSA) announced this morning that it had foiled “a massive terrorist plot” to disrupt the 150th reenactment of… Read More
President Obama Threatens NBA Players Who Sign with Foreign Teams
President Barack Obama said today that National Basketball Association (NBA) players who sign with “foreign teams” during the current NBA lockout will be taxed heavily… Read More
Amanda Knox Bags High Paying American Express Ad
Amanda Knox: My Life, My Card My name . . . Amanda Knox nickname . . . Foxy Knoxy© perfect day . . . not… Read More
PETA Rallies Snails Rights Advocates In Florida
MIAMI – Snails rights advocates picketed outside the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables yesterday to protest the addition of giant African snails to the menu… Read More