Osama bin Laden Strategy for Coping with Rising Gasoline Prices
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Citing rising gasoline prices as the “greatest threat to our mission in the United States,” Osama bin Laden advised Al-Qaida members at… Read More
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Demonstrators March in Rally for Immigrants’ Rights
MEXICO CITY – Nearly three dozen illegal American immigrants took to the street in Mexico City yesterday to protest what they called “exploitation” at the… Read More
Jerry Garcia’s Toilet Stolen, Bill Walton Is Suspect
SONOMA, Calif. – Jerry Garcia’s toilet is missing, and local police want to speak to hall of fame basketball player Bill Walton. The salmon-colored, guitar-shaped… Read More
Canine Response to President Bush’s State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Frank, the pug dog who starred in Men in Black, delivered the official canine response to President George W. Bush’s state of the… Read More
President Bush Uses Paparazzi for Domestic Spying
Nearly one out of three respondents to the latest Postcards from the Pug Bus poll believe members of the paparazzi are engaged in domestic spying… Read More
FEMA Workers Search for Relatives of Trapped Miners
TALLMANSVILLE, W.Va.- Hundreds of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) workers arrived in this mining town late last night and began going door to door in… Read More
President Bush Spied on Internet Users
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented step the White House released a classified report detailing the results of an eavesdropping campaign conducted in an Internet… Read More
President Bush to Replace Verizon Guy
President George W. Bush and Verizon Wireless are expected to announce at a joint news conference today that the president will take the place of… Read More