President Bush Went AWOL from Boy Scouts, Democrats Charge
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democrats in Congress have called for an investigation into President George W. Bush’s Boy Scout service. Even as the president offered words… Read More
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FDA Viagra Blindness Warning Too Late
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Yesterday the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced that the popular erectile dysfunction drugs Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra should carry warnings… Read More
Cruise, DiCaprio Attacks Spur Hate Crime Legislation
The recent attacks on Tom Cruise and Leonardo DiCaprio have inspired California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to ask the state legislature to pass hate crime legislation… Read More
President Bush Again Denies John Bolton is the Antichrist
President George W. Bush was forced to deny again yesterday that John Bolton, his Mephistophelean nominee for ambassador to the United Nations, is, in fact,… Read More
Tom Cruise Squirted by Harry Potter Fan
Scientologist Tom Cruise was “attacked” last night by a Harry Potter fan wielding a water pistol disguised as a microphone. The attack occurred as Cruise… Read More
Terri Schiavo Autopsy and Diary Show No Abuse
What if Terri Schiavo could have keep a diary? What if, instead of being in a vegetative state, Ms. Schiavo had been in some kind… Read More
The Michael Jackson Jury Profiled
SANTA MARIA, Calif. – The twelve people chosen to hear the Michael Jackson case were introduced yesterday, and the panel reflects the uniquely unpredictable demographic… Read More
Runaway Bride Wilbanks Gets Probation, Cooking Show
ATLANTA — Jennifer Wilbanks, once dubbed America’s Runaway Bride, has extended her fame just a bit longer by landing a half-hour cooking segment after entering… Read More