Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease… Read More
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Deaths from Weighted Blankets on the Rise
WEST CHESTER–A seventy-five-year-old woman, whose name was being withheld at press time, was found dead in her apartment yesterday afternoon, trapped by the weighted blanket… Read More
Study Finds that Shadows Lead Lives of Quiet Desperation
Dr. Malkowitz likens the attitudes toward shadow research to those that impeded research into the cognitive and emotional lives of animals until recently.
AMA Dropping Elitist Foreign Names for Phobias
CHICAGO–American Medical Association (AMA) board member Deter Camel, MD, MPH, HMFIC, ended weeks of speculation when he announced yesterday that the association will discontinue its… Read More
Wal-Mart Pulls All Chinese Toothpaste in the United States
BENTONVILLE, Ark. – Wal-Mart will no longer sell Chinese toothpaste in its United States outlets. The global retail giant announced yesterday that it was taking… Read More
Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot
WINGHAM, Near Sandwich, Kent, Next to Blasingstone-on-Avon England–A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the… Read More
Are You the Master of Your Bedroom?
The true conservative does not like anything to happen that has not happened before, and he does not prioritize feelings over facts. In addition, he… Read More
America Rocked by Assault on Capitol Decor
LastWednesday afternoon a mob of Trump supporters, many of them armed, was roaming about the Senate floor and the Capitol Rotundalooking for souvenirs and a… Read More