Hold Your Tongues
On a Tuesday morning Ezekiel “Zeke” Treadwell, a part-time youth pastor and full-time vape enthusiast, was struck by lightning while attempting to retrieve a rogue… Read More
Religion
Skewering invisible friends in the sky–angels, hosts, seraphim, cherubim, and figments of fevered imaginations get equal treatment here. We do not believe, but we are absolutely fascinated by people who pretend they do.
Will the Real Jesus Please Stand Up?
âï¸ Somewhere between the Sea of Galilee and the Pauline Epistles, Jesus of Nazareth underwent a dramatic rebrand. The barefoot rabbi who preached in parables… Read More
Jesus Puts the Population of Heaven at About 150
The civilized world was staggered yesterday by Jesus’ off-hand remark that there are roughly 150 people in heaven. That’s 1-to-the-5-plus-0 people. Period. Fewer people than… Read More
Saint Dymphna Patron Saint of Home Schooling and West Virginia
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Imagine you are a fourteen-year-old girl and you discover that your father wants to hook up with you because you resemble your late… Read More
Did God Write Other Books Besides The Bible?
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Like J.K. Rowling, who has not stopped writing since finishing the Harry Potter series, God may not have stopped writing after finishing The Bible,… Read More
St. Theneva, Patron Saint of Breast Reductions
The following iece is religious satire; no saints, bridges, or bosoms were harmed in the making of this miracle. St. Theneva, Patron Saint of Breast… Read More
OMG There’s a Patron Saint of Shorthand ISYN
If you’re STD (sick to death) of people who splatter their “writing” with SFS (stupid flipping shorthand), you can thank Saint Cassian of Imola, the… Read More
God Drops Carson Wentz from Fantasy Team
WILMINGTON, De.–The Lord God Almighty is more than a little miffed by Carson Wentz’ three-pick performance in the Eagles 48-7 loss to the New Orleans… Read More