Why Nobody Pees on TV
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself has said, “Why nobody pees on TV first thing in the morning is… Read More
Three feet from the toilet, eight hours since last bathroom break, zero acknowledgment of basic physiology.
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself has said, “Why nobody pees on TV first thing in the morning is… Read More
In an awesome new development in the effort to reopen every cultural tragedy until the heat death of the universe, a team of independent forensic… Read More
The prophecies regarding AI burnout have come true, though not in the manner science fiction writers predicted. They claimed the rise of AI machines would… Read More
According to sometimes reliable industry sources, every life is now part of a long-running experiment in television horoscopes, with each personality pitched as a series… Read More
More than one million balding men per year make a pilgrimage to Turkey. Their destination–one of the five thousand clinics that specialize in Turkish hair… Read More
The Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles has determined that the ability to operate a multi-ton motorized vehicle rests entirely upon one’s mastery… Read More
The mirror issued its Emergency Papal Decree at 3:17 a.m. No one saw it happen, but several websites stopped ranking.
Computer-industry analysts had been warning us that search‑engine optimization is becoming too theological for our own good. Still we were not prepared for the moment… Read More
Your weekly consultation with the philosopher who never considered mastering team-building exercises, never trusted a trust fall, and never pretended that “synergy” was anything more… Read More