The Tuesday Afternoon Whaling Song and Loan Default Extravaganza
A computational error within the Department of Linear Duration caused the universe to run out of time between two o’clock and four o’clock on Tuesday… Read More
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The universe runs out of Tuesday afternoon, forcing helpless citizens to sing for their financial survival to an upside-down man.
A computational error within the Department of Linear Duration caused the universe to run out of time between two o’clock and four o’clock on Tuesday… Read More
A growing number of Chester county residents report that their 911 calls have been routed to the county’s newly established improvisation department, an experimental unit… Read More
The Brandywine Regional Medical Center has launched its new Expressive Emergency Room, a program requiring all incoming ER patients to describe their symptoms using metaphors,… Read More
I’m three weeks into the Donaldson-Pruitt wedding planner group chat, and I’m feeling like part of the family by now. Nobody has discovered that an… Read More
"After months of care, dedication, and accidental watering, the plant was finally somebody else's problem."
The stars would like to remind you to take pride in yourself this week because everyone has something to be proud of. Perhaps you completed… Read More
I am not a man who uses the word “soulmate” loosely. I am, in fact, a man who has used it exactly once, in a… Read More
In a move described as “a long-overdue rethinking of the transportation landscape,” the Pennsylvania Roadkill Management Authority (PRMA), headquartered in Harrisburg, has announced its Proactive… Read More
The good news is the pizza still comes with eight slices. The better news is one of them now has a subscription model.
Continuum+ of San Jose, California, a major technology company, has unveiled a new premium plan designed to give customers access to features they vaguely remember having… Read More