Signs That Unique Baby Names Are Becoming Punchlines
Parents choose unique baby names hoping to avoid trends, conformity, and the chance that other children in the same classroom will answer when their child… Read More
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Parents choose unique baby names hoping to avoid trends, conformity, and the chance that other children in the same classroom will answer when their child… Read More
Chester County, PA, has unveiled a new emergency alert system designed specifically for people exhausted by emergencies. The Quiet Reassurance Notification Program (QRNP) sends subscribers… Read More
The investigation revealed that several snack foods had been vegan for years without informing anyone.
At a press conference held in a steakhouse in Omaha, the Carnivore Consortium unveiled a list of what it calls “accidentally vegan foods,” products never… Read More
Officials concluded that most forecasts succumbed to overconfidence, poor judgment, or prolonged exposure to other people.
This week the stars have replaced their normally cheerful predictions with forensic horoscopes. After a lengthy but shallow investigation, celestial coroners determined that all predictions… Read More
The greatest breakthroughs in personal growth occur after a real conversation ends and one participant, later alone, suddenly becomes devastatingly articulate in his own mind.… Read More
The federal government has announced the creation of the National Archive’s Department of Unfinished Projects, a permanent repository dedicated to abandoned projects, discontinued hobbies, and… Read More
Few holidays evoke the lingering sadness of Unreturned Tupperware Day, observed each year by people who have surrendered their best containers to neighbors, relatives, and… Read More
The Chester County, Pennsylvania, Board of Supervisors has approved a six-month rent-a-troll program allowing residents to rent the services of an irritating individual through the county’s… Read More