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In an age when true peace is measurable only by the lack of notifications on one’s wrist, and enlightenment is simply a premium app subscription,… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
In an age when true peace is measurable only by the lack of notifications on one’s wrist, and enlightenment is simply a premium app subscription,… Read More
Officials urge citizens to stay calm, avoid suspicious links, and maybe water their plants once in a while.
WASHINGTON — The nation awoke this morning to the thud of its own moral compass falling off the nightstand as news broke of Sextortion Scandal… Read More
The committee of forgotten holidays gathered in a windowless ballroom lit by flickering fluorescent tubes, determined to crown mascots that would carry their obscure celebrations… Read More
Satirical zodiac predictions: twelve signs, twelve absurdities. Interpret at your own risk. Aries … The moon is hiding inside a vending machine. You will purchase… Read More
Customer Service on Hold Music Day honors the soulless ritual of being placed on hold while a corporation decides whether your existence merits acknowledgment. On… Read More
Schrödinger’s Cat’s Deadline Day commemorates the only workplace phenomenon more unsettling than mandatory trust falls: the task that is both late and not late until… Read More
Chef Blunt is deeply offended by the snack, mainly because he didn't invent the "frozen mayo on sadness" trend first.
Chef Blunt is deeply offended by the snack, mainly because he didn’t invent the “frozen mayo on sadness” trend first. The food-and-gossip industries are staring… Read More
Hollywood power couple Amber Luxe and Dakota Zenith have announced they are “lovingly and intentionally separating from the constraints of physical reality.” The announcement was… Read More