Ten Ways to Avoid a Tax Audit
Tax audit: fluorescent lights, maximum sweat, zero mercy. The tax audit was invented shortly after governments realized that citizens could count. Once the masses discovered… Read More
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Tax audit: fluorescent lights, maximum sweat, zero mercy. The tax audit was invented shortly after governments realized that citizens could count. Once the masses discovered… Read More
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)Aries, a sentient turnip will send you an important, yet untraceable, email regarding the optimal temperature for artisanal ice… Read More
Interpretive Walking Day honors the simple act of getting from one place to another while refusing to do it in a sensible manner. On this… Read More
When the Wi”‘Fi flickers or the printer jams, we expect technicians to bail us out. Imagine, instead, a volunteer celebrity hotline staffed by those stars… Read More
Netflix, your bestiehome companion, does not ghost content without warning. Each month the Big N reveals ten shows that are slated to disappear into the… Read More
Today at 3:33 a.m. Eastern, Mercury (Gemini’s ruling planet) turned a cartwheel through the 9th House of Meaning, landing squarely on Jupiter’s monocle and committing… Read More
NORTH POLE – In a gobsmacking legal development, the indigenous Frostbite Tribe has filed a claim with the International Arctic Court alleging that Santa Claus… Read More
Nothing says "I just spent $200,000 on an education" quite like being forced to sing a depressing 19th-century hymn about fellowship while pretending not to cry.
There exists a special circle of auditory hell reserved for college alma mater songs, those funereal dirges that transform thousands of otherwise rational young adults… Read More