AI-generated Horoscopes Are the New Astrology
AI-generated horoscopes are algorithmic prophecies that claim to know your emotional state based on the moon’s proximity to your Wi-Fi router. Unlike analog horoscopes, which… Read More
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AI-generated horoscopes are algorithmic prophecies that claim to know your emotional state based on the moon’s proximity to your Wi-Fi router. Unlike analog horoscopes, which… Read More
Step right up, pilgrim to the horoscope hotline. The stars have dusted off your high-school yearbook, drawn their six-shooters, and are about to fire your… Read More
Advice for truth seekers now that God is dead and Nietzsche is taking your letters. Q: Dear Nietzsche,I have been at the same job for… Read More
The latest avant-garde gallery is drawing rapt attention and hordes of visitors by mounting absolutely no visual content. This newest art fad can be “seen”… Read More
♈ Aries … You are the algorithm’s favorite son or daughter today. Swipe boldly and with gusto, but verify at least twice. A forgotten subscription… Read More
Kim Kardashian blaming ChatGPT for failing her law exams is like blaming a mirror for your bad haircut. This is the same woman who once… Read More
Welcome to today’s cosmic editorial, where the stars pretend to care and we pretend to believe them. Jupiter is drunk, Mercury is ghosting everyone, and… Read More
At long last, the federal government has unveiled the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program, a taxpayer-funded initiative designed to rescue itinerant evangelists from the perils of… Read More