Double Horoscopes: The Cosmic Split Infinitive
The cosmos, like your ex’s apology, always comes in two flavors: suspiciously sweet and suspiciously timed. Thus, we present the Double Horoscopes format today: one… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
The cosmos, like your ex’s apology, always comes in two flavors: suspiciously sweet and suspiciously timed. Thus, we present the Double Horoscopes format today: one… Read More
New Age music, once the shimmering soundtrack of crystal shops and yoga VHS tapes everywhere, has entered its twilight years, if not its twilight dimension… Read More
Looking at love through the cracked mirror of the cosmos, scored to a mixtape of desperate jukebox hits and celestial indifference. Here comes the full… Read More
Let us not pretend that your high school reunion is only about nostalgia, especially if it is the sixty-fifth reunion and you went to an… Read More
Taylor Swift’s Corset has rejected its status as mere accessory and now operates as a sovereign diplomatic entity with its own press credentials, velvet entourage,… Read More
Today we observe Boycott Zach Bryan Day, commemorating the moment when a mediocre and misguided “country” singer triggered a Department of Homeland Security (DHS) press… Read More
The stars have been raw dogging again, and their output today–Imaginary Horoscopes for Real People–resembles that of a malfunctioning AI with an astrology fetish and… Read More
In the twilight of his reign, 912 to 961 CE, Abd al-Rahman III Caliph of Córdoba, master of palaces, gardens, harems, and armies–sat beneath the… Read More