The NBA’s New Load Management Rules for Fans
🀠In a bold move designed to protect the emotional and physical well-being of its prize demographic–people who care deeply about millionaires with bad hair in shorts–the… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
🀠In a bold move designed to protect the emotional and physical well-being of its prize demographic–people who care deeply about millionaires with bad hair in shorts–the… Read More
The Grammar Prick convenes the firing squad for crimes against language. Justice prepares to proofread.
Cliches are the herpes of human speech–once contracted, they flare up whenever people try to sound thoughtful. You hear them at brunches, board meetings, and… Read More
In medieval England, bakers often gave their customers thirteen rolls, a baker’s dozen, when the customers had paid for only twelve. This was done out… Read More
The stars have been doing bong hits again, and somebody is texting you at 2 a.m. with predictions no sane person would take seriously. Your… Read More
In a stunning act of culinary necromancy, the original founders of Hooters have seized back the reins of their orange-shorted empire, vowing a Hooters Comeback… Read More
♈ AriesYou wake up convinced your toaster is judging you. It is. It will exact vengeance via burnt bagels. Avoid eye contact with crossing guards.… Read More
Disclaimer: No Car-Chasing Dog Breeds, top ten or otherwise, should ever be allowed to chase cars. It is dangerous, chaotic, and deeply embarrassing when they… Read More
Because Saving Country Music needs to be saved from the fool who claims to be its savior. Triggerman, Congratulations, T-man. You are the only man… Read More