The Ugliest Singers of the Last Twenty-five Years
(The ten ugliest popular singers of the last 25 years–any genre living or dead. These folks won the genetic lottery in reverse–and managed to cash… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
(The ten ugliest popular singers of the last 25 years–any genre living or dead. These folks won the genetic lottery in reverse–and managed to cash… Read More
(Inaccurate but fake horoscopes presented not to guide you but to warn the furniture.) ♈ Aries (March 21–April 19) Your confidence is admirable, considering how… Read More
(The tail is wagging the transgender dog, much to no one’s surprise.) The Numbers Behind the Transgender Noise According to the Williams Institute at UCLA,… Read More
(Let’s lace up the cleats and consult the stars–because this season, your fate is wearing shoulder pads and a headset.) ♈ Aries (March 21–April 19)… Read More
Today we honor the great digital oracle: the search bar, which makes the Oracle at Delphi look like a palm reader in a seedy strip… Read More
Before you may enter this website, O mere mortal, you must prove your humanity. Not with kindness. Nor with empathy. But with a sacred trial… Read More
In the age of algorithmic surveillance and artisanal loneliness, one game has emerged as the silent savior of the modern psyche: Solitaire. Not the metaphorical… Read More
(The Pug Bus Editorial Board (who only order cold brew but resent paying for it) presents Starbucks satire recommendations) Starbucks is in deep trouble. Sales… Read More