Horoscopes for the SEO in You
Today’s horoscopes are sending not questions but search terms. The stars have turned into over-caffeinated SEO interns, assigning each zodiac sign a keyword that will… Read More
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Today’s horoscopes are sending not questions but search terms. The stars have turned into over-caffeinated SEO interns, assigning each zodiac sign a keyword that will… Read More
Today we celebrate the art of eating like the feral kitchen cryptid you were always meant to be. Book of Daze Eat Over the Sink… Read More
Attention, Walmart shoppers. Walmart, aka the Flying W, is where America goes to prove that Darwin was an optimist. It’s not just a store –… Read More
(Let us gather the sacred, clever horoscope lint from the cosmic dryer and interpret it with all the solemnity of a mall psychic holding a… Read More
Observed annually by anyone who’s ever wept in a bathroom stall over a Chinese character that actually means “dishwasher.” Origin Story of Book of Daze… Read More
Each autumn, millions of Americans flock to the nation’s backroads in search of fiery leaves, pumpkin patches, and the illusion of serenity. But behind every… Read More
Imagine your zodiac signs as a grammar horoscope–each sign apart of speech, from the impulsive verb to the wistful simile. This horoscope does not just… Read More
"Who’ll give me five, five, five? I got five now. Ten, ten, ten? Do I hear fifteen, fifteen? Sold, sold to the man in plaid suspenders!"
Book of Daze Talk Like an Auctioneer Day was born in the back room of a livestock barn in New Holland, Pennsylvania, when somebody decided… Read More