Tom Cruise Brokered Spice Girls Reunion
LOS ANGELES – The Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour, and we can thank Tom Cruise for that. The diminutive actor is rumored… Read More
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Drinking Guide
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan and her culturally challenged publicity whore of a mother are gearing up to celebrate the younger Lohan’s coming of age,… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Model Recalled by Mercedes-Benz
MONTVALE, N.J. – Mercedes-Benz USA is recalling its Lindsay Lohan SL65 model. The most powerful production SL model offered by Mercedes, the SL65 features a… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Falls in NFL Draft
NEW YORK – Lindsay Lohan, once considered the potential number one pick in this year’s NFL draft, lingered on the board yesterday like a dingleberry… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Vows to Stay the Course
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan, like her favorite president, George W. Bush, is determined to stay the course. Although Britney Spears has moved on from… Read More
Comic-style illustration of Lindsay Lohan with flowing auburn hair and confident smile, created for a satirical story about her rehab for remedial English.
Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab for Remedial English
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan, whose grammar-challenged BlackBerry messages had all of Hollywood wondering if English was her first language, checked herself into a remedial… Read More
Bindi Irwin Is the Next Britney Spears
LOS ANGELES – Bindi Irwin, daughter of the late Australian “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin, is being groomed for super-stardom, say entertainment industry insiders, who see… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Says Appendix Donor “Saved My Life”
LOS ANGELES – Actress Lindsay Lohan said she owes “a debit of gratitude” to the organ donor whose appendix “saved my life.” The twenty-year-old singer-actress… Read More