Yin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences
Brussels–Yin and Yang, one of the world’s most beloved and recognizable couples, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.… Read More
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West Chester University Student Wins Grammar Grump’s Crappy Writing Award
In today’s lesson, boys and girls, the Grammar Grump will attempt to teach you how not to write like an Arschloch. The best way to do… Read More
Trump Appoints Grammar Grump to New Cabinet Post
President-elect Donald J. Trump has appointed the Grammar Grump to the newly created cabinet post of Secretary of Grammar and Usage, which will replace the… Read More
You Are All Charlie Hebdo, Warns the Grammar Grump
That was some strange business that went down in Paris yesterday, wasn’t it, boys and girls? Couple of Muslim thugs and their fan boy killing… Read More
Obama Orders Name Change for Tomahawk Missiles
WASHINGTON–Although he has not been able to persuade Congress to give him permission to bomb Syria, President Obama demonstrated yesterday that a president, no matter… Read More
There’s Trouble in The Dog Whisperer’s Paradise
LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Who doesn’t love Cesar Millan? The munchkin figure, the sun-god smile, the cute, spikey hair, those preternaturally white teeth, that funny ogg-sent.… Read More
President Obama Plans Portuguese Water Dog Bailout
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Having asked Congress for three trillion dollars to bail out banks, mortgage scofflaws, the educational system, health care, and the Recording Industry… Read More
Mark Foley Enters Alcoholism Rehab; Gambling Rehab Next
LAPLAND, Fla. – Mark Foley (R-FL) quietly slipped into a rehab facility for alcoholism treatment last weekend. In a statement read by his attorney, Mr.… Read More