Political Satire: A Roast for Every State
From gold bars in New Jersey freezers to vape clouds in Colorado theaters, Political Satire: A Roast for Every State is your coast-to-coast catalog of… Read More
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🪦 Today’s Obituaries: The Death of Nuance
Nuance, beloved by philosophers, editors, and the occasional sober tweet, departed this realm on October 28, 2025, following a prolonged battle with algorithmic compression and… Read More
The Gilded Palace of Spin: President Trump’s White House Changes
Historians are weeping into their archival gloves about President Donald J. Trump’s White House changes, which, they say, threaten to transform the historic residence into… Read More
Meditation Secrets the Gurus Do Not Want You to Know
You will need three things: a bathrobe with no belt, year-old flip-flops, and the remains of last weekend’s barbecue ribs. Those are all the meditation… Read More
Amazon Prime Afterlife™: Subscription Metaphysics
It is no longer Archie to die with an ironclad will, a curated celebration-of-life playlist, and a tasteful urn. The forward-looking pilgrim now prepares for… Read More
“Behold… one more tweak to the human’s brain chemistry and she will order the deluxe Tesla scratching post.”
Your Brain Is No Match for a Cat’s Brain Chemistry
Somewhere deep inside every cat’s brain chemistry lurks a tiny lab-coated villain with a spray bottle of oxytocin and a pitch-black sense of humor, forever… Read More
The Supreme Court floats above the void, issuing emoji verdicts and TikTok dissents while Schrödinger’s cat takes the stand.
Supreme Court Ruling Declares Reality Is “Subjective, but Binding”
In a landmark decision that will echo through the marble halls of jurisprudence and the comment sections of YouTube, a Supreme Court Ruling has determined… Read More
Magic Mushroom Research Validates Sixties Stories
Researchers at Johns Hopkins University’s School of Medicine’s Internal Research Department have demonstrated that the sixties, a period of mythical renown in American culture, really… Read More