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Tuesday, May 7, 2024

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Sex Scandal Rocks Christian Mingle: Breaking News

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WEST CHESTER, Pa. – The massively popular dating site Christian Mingle has been rocked by a sex scandal. “Threesomes, foursomes, pedophilia, bestiality, anal sex, cock fingering, scat play, you name it and apparently ‘God will … Read on

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St. Benedict the Patron Saint of Hemorrhoids, Europe, and Other Stuff

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St. Benedict is the patron saint of Europe, kidney disease, food poisoning, hemorrhoids, and school children. He is recognized as the greatest influence on after dinner drinks in the West.

Born into a distinguished family … Read on

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God Blasts Rick Perry over Intelligent Design and Celebrity Photo Books

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a statement faxed to the editor of THEM Weekly magazine, God the Father Almighty chided presidential candidate Rick Perry for using the theory of intelligent design “to suck up to people … Read on

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Rick Perry Says Animals Were Domesticated by Intelligent Design

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MULESHOE, Texas – Governor Rick Perry told an audience at the First Evangelical Church of the Chosen Flock last night that schools in Texas should stop teaching “the heathen theory of domestication.”

Speaking at the … Read on

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National Debunking the Nativity Scene Day℠

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Vatican Chorister Fingered in Gay Sex Scandal

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VATICAN CITY – The Vatican remained tight-lipped today following reports that a chorister was fired for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.

That gentleman, Angelo Balducci, was heard on a police wiretap negotiating … Read on

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God Slaps NFL Players with Dire Warning

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HEAVEN – God issued a dire warning yesterday to football players who point to the sky after making a play. In an e-mail sent to sports desks around the country the supreme referee declared: “I … Read on

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God Installs Caller ID and Verizon Corporate Package

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Because of the overwhelming number of prayers received in the weeks before the deaths of Terri Schaivo and Pope John Paul II, God has installed caller ID and an automated phone … Read on

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Pope Benedict XVI Approves Pig Latin Mass

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VATICAN CITY — Following months of speculation, Pope Benedict XVI announced the elimination of restrictions on the use of Pig Latin in the conduct of the mass, weddings, funerals, and other liturgical proceedings of the … Read on

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God Questions Existence of Rainbow Bridge

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HEAVEN – Pet owners took one in the shorts from The Lord God Almighty today when He issued a press release in which He questioned the existence of the Rainbow Bridge, a mythical place just … Read on

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Microsoft Acquires Christian Software Firm

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REDMOND – Wash. – Microsoft’s CEO Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian software producer in Alabama. Endtimes!, “the inspired binary word of the Lord,” is headquartered in … Read on

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Skype Outage Only the Beginning Warns an Angry God

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LUXEMBOURG – God has claimed full responsibility for the mysterious Skype outage that left an estimated five to six million of his subjects unable to make phone calls or to send instant messages via the … Read on

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Paris Hilton Interview Denied by Jesus

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LOS ANGELES – Hoping to preempt Paris Hilton’s sure-to-come assertion that it was her discovery of Jesus Christ, and Mr. Christ’s discovery of her, that got her through those long nights in prison, Mr. Christ … Read on

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Chocolate Jesus Penis Stolen, Display Canceled

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NEW YORK – Someone stole the penis from the nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that had been scheduled to go on display in New York tomorrow night. The theft was discovered early … Read on

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Sarah Silverman Snub Has God Lovers Fuming

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NEW YORK – Sarah Silverman has had her last orgasm if God’s followers have anything to say about it. Friends of the Big Guy are praying that Ms. Silverman’s morning-after kiss off, seen last week … Read on