One bite of the pope's nose and you will finally understand why the bird was trying to fly away from you.
Pope’s Nose turkey day honors the butt-end of a turkey–that triangular, fatty little nub that people fight over like starving wolves or treat like a… Read More
The stars do not care about your tax bracket or your credit rating. They only want to see you fail in a way that is… Read More
It is time to get real about the holiday “treats” that are actually just edible hate mail. Here is the inedible truth about some dodgy… Read More
It is time to look at the stars again, although they are currently screaming into the void just like the rest of us. Here is… Read More
Welcome to the league where the only thing higher than the ticket prices is the probability of a ligament snapping.
The 2025-26 NBA season seems less like a basketball league and more like a General Hospital drama set at a prestigious orthopedic convention. We are… Read More
I am writing to you because I am genuinely worried about the state of your kitchen. Is everything okay in there? Does a piece of… Read More
Today you celebrate the memories you never had but feel guilty about forgetting. Artificial nostalgia day honors the ache for a past that never happened,… Read More
If you are not using your own tongue to achieve a streak-free shine while a leaf blower propels a swarm of angry bees through your library, you simply do not care about hygiene.
Are you still using a sponge to clean your house like a peasant from a Third World country? Unless you fancy a place that smells… Read More
