Britney Spears Has Husband Kevin Federline Microchipped
MALIBU — Pop culture’s most unpredictable couple has entered the age of pet-tracking technology. Sources close to the sunny seaside residence report that one enterprising… Read More
Celebrity Shockers
Famous people doing stupid things, documented with surgical precision since 2004. We catalog every meltdown, mugshot, and career implosion so you can feel better about your own disasters. Fame fades. Screenshots don’t.
Will Britney Spears’ Press Conference Include K-Fed?
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears will hold a press conference at the Los Angeles Convention Center today. Barring the capture of Osama bin Laden, the… Read More
Keith Richards and Kaavya Viswanathan Will File Lawsuits
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan will turn to the courts to seek redress for their current… Read More
Keith Richards Out of His Tree, Hillary Clinton Out of Beano
AUCKLAND – Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards suffered a mild concussion after falling out of a coconut tree at the luxurious Wakaya Club resort… Read More
Kaavya Viswanathan Is a Literary Fraud, Says Nicole Richie
MALIBU – Author Nicole Richie has lashed out at Kaavya Viswanathan, calling the Harvard sophomore a literary fraud for plagiarizing large parts of Megan McCafferty’s Sloppy… Read More
Julia Roberts Hit with Restraining Order Following Broadway Debut
NEW YORK – Julia Roberts has been ordered by a New York judge to stay at least three hundred feet from the Bernard B. Jacobs… Read More
Tom Cruise Past Lives Channeled in a Yahoo Chat Room Meltdown
Tom Cruise took time out from making a placenta casserole to visit with a Yahoo chat room audience last night. During the scheduled fifteen-minute session,… Read More
Jennifer Aniston’s Break Up Gets Happy Ending
HOLLYWOOD – Universal Pictures has acknowledged that the ending of The Break Up, a romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, has been rewritten. The… Read More