Angelina Jolie Makes Brad Pitt Her Boy
NAMIBIA – Unable to convince Angelina Jolie to become his wife, Brad Pitt has settled for becoming her boy instead. Mr. Pitt’s transformation from leading… Read More
Celebrity Shockers
Famous people doing stupid things, documented with surgical precision since 2004. We catalog every meltdown, mugshot, and career implosion so you can feel better about your own disasters. Fame fades. Screenshots don’t.
Lindsay Lohan Wax Figure Causes Stir at Madame Tussauds
NEW YORK – Hundreds of people, some of them in wheelchairs and on crutches, lined up outside Madame Tussauds early this morning. They had come… Read More
Britney Spears Blames Lack of Gravity for Baby’s Fall
MALIBU – Britney Spears told child welfare agents that her son’s fall on April 1 was caused by a temporary lack of gravity, which is… Read More
Angelina Jolie Namibia Trip Is Normal Prebirth Behavior
JOHANNESBURG – Angelina Jolie quit Paris for Namibia last week in the latest exhibition of what National Geographic calls pre-partum nesting behavior. Ms. Jolie, who is due… Read More
Jennifer Aniston Is Friends with Money
CHICAGO – Art imitates Jennifer Aniston for the erstwhile Friends star in her latest vehicle, Friends with Money. The movie, which played to a packed house at Sundance… Read More
Britney Spears Birthday Message to Her Sister, Jamie Lynn
MALIBU – Happy fifteen, Lil’ Sis. Can you believe it? Fifteen already? Before ya know it, yule be married with a husband and a baby… Read More
Tom Cruise Wedding Flashback 1: In the Beginning
BERLIN – Scientologist Tom Cruise flew to Germany a few days ago to announce that he and his pregnant fiancee, Katie Holmes, would be married… Read More
Jessica Simpson Fails Adoption Questionnaire
HOLLYWOOD – Jessica Simpson stumbled over the first hurdle in her quest to adopt a Mexican baby. The singer-actress was able to answer only one… Read More