Jennifer Lopez Adds SPAM Lingerie to Sweetface Line
HOLLYWOOD – Jennifer Lopez and Hormel Foods announced today that the singer-actress-fashionista will introduce edible lingerie made of SPAM to her Sweetface fashion line in… Read More
Celebrity Shockers
Famous people doing stupid things, documented with surgical precision since 2004. We catalog every meltdown, mugshot, and career implosion so you can feel better about your own disasters. Fame fades. Screenshots don’t.
Lindsay Lohan Dumps Coke for D.A.R.E.
HOLLYWOOD – Having returned from the brink of ninety-eight-pound extinction, Lindsay Lohan has agreed to do a public service announcement for D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance… Read More
Jessica Simpson Blames Split on Mensa Society
HOLLYWOOD – In a statement released today, Jessica Simpson blamed Mensa, the high IQ society, for her split with Nick Lachey, her husband of three… Read More
Robert Blake Accuses Bob Woodward of Concealing Information
LOS ANGELES – Former actor Robert Blake told reporters outside Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday that Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward is concealing information that could clear… Read More
Britney Spears Launches Anti-war Protest
MALIBU, Calif. – Pop icon Britney Spears has vowed to stop wearing a bra in public and to refrain from having sex with her husband… Read More
Nicole Richie Writes Book, Vows to Read One Next
HOLLYWOOD – Having had the pleasure of seeing The Truth About Diamonds, her first book, published, Nicole Richie told US Weekly that now that she understands “how books… Read More
Tom Cruise Fires His Sister over Antidepressant Use
HOLLYWOOD – Scientologist Tom Cruise fired his sister and publicist, Lee Anne DeVette, yesterday after he had learned she is taking Lexapro, a popular antidepressant.… Read More
Jude Law Miffed at Being Offered Smaller Parts
LONDON – Sex rat Jude Law is upset because studios have been offering him smaller and smaller parts ever since he was photographed in the… Read More