Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease… Read More
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Obesity-Causing Virus Found on Toilet Seats
A virus commonly found on toilet seats (TS-36) may be at the bottom of the obesity epidemic threatening to engulf the United States and to… Read More
Dishing with the Founder of National Penultimate Day℠
Our culture is obsessed with going the extra mile, giving 110 percent, leaving it all on the field. Supermarkets are open 24/7/365 to satisfy our… Read More
BLM Declares National White Chocolate Day Racist
Black Lives Matter (BLM) plans to interrupt tail-gaiting parties at several NFL games this afternoon to protest the celebration of National White Chocolate Day, observed… Read More
Pug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠
The National Penultimate Dayâ„ campaign, launched recently by Postcards from the Pug Bus, took a giant step toward gravitas yesterday when Postcards’ editor in briefs… Read More
President Trump Vows to Make GPS Great Again
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump announced this morning that he would ask the Department of Homeland Security to investigate an alarming rise in GPS malfunctions. Although he… Read More
Discordian Convention Coming to West Chester, PA
WEST CHESTER,PA–Once known as The Athens of the East, this leafy college borough is bidding fair to become San Francisco East. Step one was the… Read More
Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy
President-elect Donald Trump said yesterday that he wants to see English become the official language in all fifty states. Currently English is the official language… Read More