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Postcards from The Pug Bus

Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Bagels or toast?

Denise Haversack, 46, municipal ribbon untangler

Allegedly residing at 83 Buttered Cul-de-Sac, Harrisburg, PA

Toast. A bagel makes breakfast feel like a jaw-strengthening exercise sponsored by cream cheese.

Percival Lunt, 62, retired supermarket misting-system consultant

Allegedly found at 211 Pumpernickel Annex, Toledo, OH

Bagels. Toast is just bread that has been frightened into becoming brittle.

Claudia Fennel, 35, freelance waiting-room magazine curator

Allegedly located at 9 Crumbly Outlook Terrace, Madison, WI

Toast. Bagels require slicing, spreading, and commitment. I am trying to keep breakfast emotionally casual.

In a cultural commentary about eliminating gay eliminating marriage, an intact legally man and woman are picture with their son.

An intact family as God intended and the church should, too.

Religion

Jesus Entering Fewer Hearts This Year

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OPP, Ala. – Explaining that he was “tired of saying yes to every loser with his you-know-what in a wringer,” the Lord God Jesus Christ… Read More

man reading Holter monitor results on computer screen

"You had what for lunch?"

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Pope John Paul II Fails to Deliver Miracles

Biff Scuzzy religion 20 years

ROME – This time last year the late Pope John Paul II appeared to be on the fast track to sainthood. Reports of two miracles… Read More

Scarlett Johansson turns her back to the camera in a glamorous ad-style portrait for American Express in a parody of celebrity endorsement culture.

Scarlett and AmEx, a perfect fit.

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Jesus Distraught over Book of Daniel Cancellation

Biff Scuzzy religion 20 years

HEAVEN – Those who know him say Jesus Christ is distraught over the cancellation of NBC’s controversial religious drama The Book of Daniel, which was pulled… Read More

Vintage oculist sign with large painted eyes

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God Accepts Mayor Ray Nagin’s Apology

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NEW ORLEANS – New Orleans mayor, Ray Nagin, assured the people of the United States that God had accepted his apology. Mayor Nagin, the latest… Read More

Silhouette of crucified Jesus against radiant sky

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Jesus Christ Unhappy with Chronicles of Narnia Campaign

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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN – The Lord God Jesus Christ is “sore displeased” with the Disney Corporation. Through a special arrangement with Google, Jesus issued via… Read More

a bottle of Yeast Free, a yeast infection medication

"Who's going to believe that it isn't for you?"

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Home School Movement Needs Metal Detectors, Says Pat Robertson

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VIRGINIA BEACH, Vir. – Calling the shooting deaths of Michael and Cathryn Borden “the home schooling movement’s very own Columbine,” televangelist Pat Robertson urged parents… Read More

FDA-style inspectors examine a zodiac wheel at a conference table, humorously reviewing astrology predictions for harmful side effects.

Federal regulators review evidence that Aries may cause excessive initiative.

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Pope John Paul II on Fast Track for Sainthood

Biff Scuzzy religion 21 years

ROME – Catholics campaigning to have the late Pope John Paul II declared a saint in record time should welcome two reports of miracles alleged… Read More

Twp Silicon Valley executives looking at a baby in a diaper with a dollar sign on the back.

"He's big for his age."

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Court Division on Ten Commandments Seen as Good

philmaggitti religion, top ten lists 21 years

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Supreme Court decision regarding the placement of the Ten Commandments in courtrooms and public buildings is expected to give a boost… Read More