Book of Daze Cry in the Shower Day
(Because sometimes the only thing getting rinsed is your will to go on.) Today we honor the sanctuary of sobbing, a place where no one… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
(Because sometimes the only thing getting rinsed is your will to go on.) Today we honor the sanctuary of sobbing, a place where no one… Read More
The third eye–let’s call it E3, because enlightenment sounds cooler if it sounds like a software update–has long been revered as the gateway to divine… Read More
In a bold, theatrical pivot designed to inject fresh celebrity sparkle into his public appearances, President Donald J. Trump has announced that he will now… Read More
(A horoscope in which your destiny is ruled by the mood swings of a sports franchise. Welcome to the TeamSpirit Zodiac. Your fate now depends… Read More
(Because personal growth is exhausting and honesty is overrated.) We celebrate today the time-honored tradition of paying $150 an hour to perform emotional stability like… Read More
![A landfill with crime-scene tape and distant industrial fog]“Please advise: which direction is upwind?” From the rickety observation deck overlooking the Newport, South Wales landfill… Read More
(Grab your sponge, clench your jaw, and let the resentment sparkle) Today we honor the ancient art of weaponized tidiness. The sacred ritual of scrubbing… Read More