You Can’t Satirize This Mess #12
(Love, nudity, and a stolen RV in motion, toeing the line between disbelief and Appalachian Shakespeare.) In a story that sounds as if it was… Read More
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(Love, nudity, and a stolen RV in motion, toeing the line between disbelief and Appalachian Shakespeare.) In a story that sounds as if it was… Read More
♋ Cancer (Jun 21–Jul 22): The moon is in your house, and it forgot to wipe its feet. You’re feeling sensitive, sentimental, and suspicious of… Read More
(But probably never will for reasons of decency, national security, or fear of spontaneous combustion.) “How to Ghost Your Responsibilities and Still Get Promoted” –… Read More
Crampazine is now offered in chewable gummies. Results may vary. May cause involuntary yodeling, nostalgia for fax machines, spontaneous karaoke, mild time travel, existential vertigo,… Read More
(Because salvation is subjective and sometimes comes in 1080p.) Today we cast off the itchy wool of piety and slip into something more comfortable–like shame-resistant… Read More
🪠Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Today your emotional depth rivals the Mariana Trench, but your coworkers still think you’re just “moody.” Mercury retrogrades… Read More
Beards and goatees are the facial equivalent of distressed jeans. They are worn to project rugged authenticity while quietly being curated with an artisanal beard… Read More
(Cleansing the nation one directional swipe at a time.) In a country that celebrates National Cupcake Day, National Talk Like a Pirate Day, and something… Read More