Deliver Me from Netflix: The Bruce Springsteen Movie Sucks
The book on which this tragedy was based, Warren Zanes’s solemn ode to Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska, attempts to canonize a lo-fi cassette as if it… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
The book on which this tragedy was based, Warren Zanes’s solemn ode to Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska, attempts to canonize a lo-fi cassette as if it… Read More
The Ten Worst Pick-Up Lines in History Artificial intelligence may write passable sonnets and select your socks, but humanity still insists on approaching other humans… Read More
Astrology’s final upgrade: the oracle is silicon, the insight is data-mined, and your fate is fully indexed.
Artificial intelligence has perfected the art of astrology: AI Horoscopes. Gone are the days of human error, intuition, and compassion. Destiny is now is derived… Read More
The dead have forgotten more than the living know, and most of what the living know they got on line anyway. That is why we… Read More
For at least two decades now, adjacency has wormed its way into the public discourse, gnawing holes in it like a caffeinated termite. What used… Read More
We are posting this year’s Horoscopes for Trick or Treat a few days early to avoid the seasonal rush of sugar, hysteria, and costume indecision.… Read More
Let it be known throughout the land that October 25th is Book of Daze: Jitterbug Day, a sacred observance commemorating the only dance that can… Read More
Stephen A. Smith has finally done it. He has transcended the realm of hot takes and entered the pantheon of weaponized idiocy. In a recent… Read More