Funny Horoscopes: The Zodiac Unplugged
Funny Horoscopes: The Zodiac Unplugged is the mother of all comic satire. Boundless helpings of absurd wit dished out family style with the good China… Read More
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Funny Horoscopes: The Zodiac Unplugged is the mother of all comic satire. Boundless helpings of absurd wit dished out family style with the good China… Read More
Now sentient and slightly judgy, iPhone 17 boasts a new feature “iConscience,” which alerts users when their screen time exceeds their moral worth. In a… Read More
The Department of Motor Vehicles Now Serving Number: 7,388,201,042,001 Operation Ontological Compliance In a sweeping expansion of its metaphysical mandate, the Department of Motor Vehicles… Read More
Let’s crack open the celestial dumpster and see what the stars coughed up this morning. These Apocalyptic Horoscopes from the End Times are unfiltered transmissions… Read More
“I did not come here to make friends,” he whispers to the toothbrush army and the judgmental rubber duck.
Pascal warned that all of humanity’s problems stem from our inability to sit quietly in a room alone. Pascal never saw a season of The… Read More
An ancient Bruce Springsteen grimaces through another chord, proving even guitars can beg for mercy.
Bruce Springsteen: You probably do not read open letters, Bruce Springsteen. You have people for that–Jersey cousins who double as roadies, unpaid interns who learned… Read More
At long last, the federal government has unveiled the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program, a taxpayer-funded initiative designed to rescue itinerant evangelists from the perils of… Read More
Gemstones and lucky colors may have steered your grandmother’s horoscope, but in 2025 the road to enlightenment runs on four wheels. Your Zodiac Karma Guide… Read More