Microdosing Regret: The Latest Wellness Grift
In the ever-expanding buffet of bourgeois self-improvement, where kombucha is considered a personality and breathwork is somehow a career, the latest delicacy is microdosing regret.… Read More
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In the ever-expanding buffet of bourgeois self-improvement, where kombucha is considered a personality and breathwork is somehow a career, the latest delicacy is microdosing regret.… Read More
Let us dispense with the kale-stained sentimentality of Hug a Vegetarian Day and inaugurate a far more primal and satisfying observance: Hug a Carnivore Day.… Read More
Many people know that certain gemstones, power phrases, and colors are associated with signs of the zodiac. Only the true stargazer understands, however, the relationships… Read More
Pascal, bless his gloomy little French heart, once remarked that humanity’s wretched condition stemmed from the inability to sit quietly in your room. He was… Read More
Today is Astrological Nightmares Day, a holiday no one asked for but everyone deserves. Forget chasing dreams, today your subconscious drags you through the swamp… Read More
There exists a tradition in sports fandom, seldom acknowledged and rarely celebrated, in which the true sportsman finds his deepest pleasure not in the thrill… Read More
It is difficult to say precisely when “Go big or go home” wriggled out of the primordial ooze of marketing slogans and frat-house chants, but… Read More
Welcome to today’s cosmic corral, where the stars are horsing around, less interested in guiding your destiny than in trampling your dreams underfoot. Forget divine… Read More