Celebrities Who Competed Under Pseudonyms
Harry Styles thought he was clever slipping into the Berlin Marathon as “Sted Sarandos.” But he is just the latest in a long, ignoble tradition… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Harry Styles thought he was clever slipping into the Berlin Marathon as “Sted Sarandos.” But he is just the latest in a long, ignoble tradition… Read More
The pop princess emerita is back on the loose, twirling through provocative Instagram posts and giving the culture vulture machine one more whirl of its… Read More
Somewhere between the christening font and the DMV counter lies the cruelest prank ever played on humanity: the middle name. Ostensibly created as a dignified… Read More
Keywords, for the computer illiterate, are shiny little bait words that websites toss at Google like glitter at a bachelor party. They are meant to… Read More
America has always been a nation of moods–angry moods, hungry moods, “why does my neighbor mow at 6 a.m.?” moods. But the mood we desperately… Read More
Local man attempts to paint his way out of reality—accidentally numbers the clouds, his regrets, and the concept of free will.
Paint by Numbers Day begins with the illusion of precision. One awakens not to possibility, but to a grid–an invisible scaffolding imposed upon the chaos… Read More
Cats, the ultimate solution for people who cannot have pets, are today’s spirit animals. Cat breeds horoscopes feature their own feline counterparts. Brace yourself for… Read More
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together on unsubscribe day to cast off the chains of obligation and reclaim our inboxes, our sanity, and perhaps… Read More