Nothing Matters, and What If It Did?
If bards, Buddhists, and the bible proved correct that life is meaningless, that would not stop us from arguing about traffic lights, the merits of… Read More
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If bards, Buddhists, and the bible proved correct that life is meaningless, that would not stop us from arguing about traffic lights, the merits of… Read More
Welcome to the carnival of cosmic misfires, otherwise known as Offbeat Zodiac Horoscopes–where your fate tumbles from the heavens like a dropped pizza slice, landing… Read More
When your closest confidant is a wireframe with better recall than your family and fewer opinions than your cat.
Welcome to Book of Daze – Invisible AI Friend Day, a day of observation for every person, place, thing, or idea that bears observing and… Read More
Conspiracy theories, we’re told, are the whispers of shadowy cabals plotting in windowless rooms. In reality, they are usually the whispers of your mom plotting… Read More
Welcome to today’s cosmic whiplash horoscopes, where the stars lure you onto a merry go round with no brass ring but a suspicious rattle. If… Read More
Book of Daze Strip Poker Day celebrates humanity’s enduring faith in the illusion that nudity is both a weapon and a prize. Gathered around a… Read More
♈ AriesYour impulsive energy could power a small carnival ride, but in today’s horoscopes it is powering a bad haircut idea. Sit on your hands… Read More
For centuries the Church has trafficked in patron saints who represent self-denial, chastity, and other deeply unmarketable virtues. Yet ordinary mortals know that we need… Read More