Horoscopes Reduced for Quick Sale, 09/18
♈ AriesYour reduced for quick sale bargain plan today is about as useless as a wet paper bag in a hurricane. Still, you will strut… Read More
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♈ AriesYour reduced for quick sale bargain plan today is about as useless as a wet paper bag in a hurricane. Still, you will strut… Read More
Welcome to Book of Daze Play Marbles Day, the holiday that reminds us that childhood once involved dirt, scraped knees, and glass spheres instead of… Read More
Waiting rooms are basically Ground Zero for humanity’s decline. You sit under those florescent lights, breathing recycled coughs, surrounded by people who look like they’ve… Read More
🕰ï¸At precisely 4:32 a.m. the Bureau of Unscheduled Moments issued a silent advisory: all clocks are now considered decorative until further notice. The bureau cited… Read More
In the scorched ruins of what was once a DC Comics edgy experiment, Gretchen Felker-Martin, the Dunce Cap of the Moment, stands like a trash-for-brains… Read More
â™ˆï¸ Aries ☄ï¸You are convinced the universe owes you an apology. Sadly, the universe is busy ghosting Pluto and will not return your calls. ♉︅ Read More
Welcome to The Buck-It List 3.0. Ten additional things you should stop doing before not going gently into that good night. If you have already… Read More
There are more than 1,800 Dummies titles in print, with 250 million plus copies sold worldwide. That’s not a publishing success, it is a mass… Read More