Horoscopes for Raw Dogging Adventure
Raw dogging, at its most raw, is the art of facing life without prophylactic–no prep, no plan, no emotional helmet. It is the spiritual cousin… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Raw dogging, at its most raw, is the art of facing life without prophylactic–no prep, no plan, no emotional helmet. It is the spiritual cousin… Read More
Move over, composting toilets. Step aside, blue-chemical porta-johns that smell like a Smurf’s hangover. The future of human waste management has sprouted in a plastic… Read More
Meet the future: fully credentialed, proudly clueless, and still waiting for the Zoom teacher to un-mute from 2021.
If you have been wondering why teenagers cannot name three branches of government but can recite the entire Taco Bell value menu in Pig Latin,… Read More
Draft day at the Fantasy League for Intellectuals, where despair is currency and unread footnotes are the MVPs.
Welcome to the Fantasy League for Intellectuals, where the mind is a battlefield and the scoreboard is a Kafkaesque ledger of suffering. Here, one does… Read More
The cat knows exactly where the remote is. It is enjoying your suffering almost as much as the popcorn crumbs.
Once upon a time, the remote control was a badge of household sovereignty. Today it is a fugitive. On National Lose Your Remote Day, we… Read More
An unsuspecting Aquarius stands mid-gust, hair whipped straight up and sculpted into the unmistakable silhouette of the Eiffel Tower.
Brace yourself for a cosmic whiplash horoscope that predicts lava-lamp sarcasm, heroic karaoke squeaks, and houseplants staging a leafy revolt against your feng shui. ♈… Read More
Join the annual ritual of resistance with Book of Daze: Boycott ESPN Day–a satirical celebration for fans who have had enough of sermons, scandals, race… Read More
In this charming and oddly moving history of gut health and the Great Bowel Shift, we take a cursory look at the wonders of the… Read More