May, 2006 - postcards from the pug bus

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Baby Quiz Exclusive

Chip Hilton 178 Views 3 min read

SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have squashed the feeding frenzy that had threatened to overwhelm them, but their strong-arm tactics have deprived their fans of any meaningful Brangelina fix for days. … Read on

Celebrities

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Send Diplomatic Inquiry to President Bush

Chip Hilton 160 Views 3 min read

REPUBLIC OF BRANGELINA – Angelina Jolie, president of the newly formed African Republic of Brangelina, has instructed her ambassador to the United States, Brad Pitt, to send a formal letter of diplomatic inquiry to President … Read on

Culture

President Bush Lays Wreath to Honor Fashion’s Fallen Heroes

Chip Hilton 147 Views 1 min read

MIAMI – President George W. Bush paid a surprise visit to slain fashion designer Giovanni Versace’s house in Miami last night. Mr. Bush arrived shortly after dark and placed a wreath on a stand not … Read on

Technology

President Bush Issues Memorial Day Cell Phone Virus Alert

Biff Scuzzy 146 Views 3 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Bush has warned Americans that the Memorial Day cell phone virus, the most virulent in-the-wild mobile phone virus yet discovered in the United States, is set to wreak havoc on the … Read on

Sporting Life

Barbaro E-mail Addresses Bombarded with Spam

philmaggitti 175 Views 2 min read

KENNET SQUARE, Penna. – Two e-mail addresses created to allow racing fans to send get well messages to Barbaro may have to be shut down. According to Dean Richardson, the veterinarian who operated on the … Read on

Celebrities

Nicole Richie Splits from DJ Again, Another Book Is Blamed

Biff Scuzzy 153 Views 4 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Once again a book has come between author Nicole Richie and her ex-fiance Adam Goldstein. Ms. Richie, 24, and Mr. Goldstein, 33, were engaged in February last year; but he called it quits … Read on

Horoscopes

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Sell Rights to Baby’s Horoscope

philmaggitti 166 Views 5 min read

SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have sold the rights to their baby’s first horoscope to Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satire site. According to NBC (Namibian Broadcasting Company), the … Read on

Music

Paul McCartney Mourns Loss of Handicapped Parking Sticker

philmaggitti 155 Views 2 min read

LONDON – Friends of ex-Beatle Paul McCartney say he is disconsolate about the loss of the handicapped parking sticker to which he had access while he was living with his estranged, one-legged wife, Heather Mills.… Read on

Celebrities

Spay Britney Spears Campaign Picks Up Endorsements

Chip Hilton 151 Views 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The campaign to spay Britney Spears, launched yesterday by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satirical website, has gained three important endorsements. According to Pug Bus editor in briefs, … Read on

Celebrities

Spay Britney Spears Campaign Announced

Chip Hilton 175 Views 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – A campaign to spay Britney Spears has been launched by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satirical website.

According to Pug Bus editor in briefs, Phil Maggitti, “At the … Read on

News

President Bush Sending Jehovah’s Witnesses to Patrol Border

philmaggitti 156 Views 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Bush said last night that he will deploy 8,000 Spanish-speaking Jehovah’s Witnesses to the Mexican border to help stop the flow of illegal immigrants into the United States.

Acknowledging that this … Read on

Celebrities

Brooke Shields Suffering from Postpartum Elation

T.J. Eckleburg 174 Views 2 min read

LOS ANGELES – After the birth of her daughter Rowan three years ago, Brooke Shields suffered a crippling case of postpartum depression, which she chronicled in her book Down Came the Rain. Her efforts … Read on

Technology

Bush, Verizon Team Up to Sell NSA Telephone Spying Program

philmaggitti 177 Views 3 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush will announce during his weekly radio address today that he is taking the place of Paul Marcarelli, the long-time face of Verizon Wireless advertising, in a new series … Read on

Celebrities

Nicole Richie’s Top Ten Signs You’re Visiting a Bad Porn Web Site

philmaggitti 140 Views 2 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Nicole Richie told Vanity Fair that she did not screen Paris Hilton’s career-making sex tape, “1 Night in Paris,” for some of their friends at a Los Angeles party. According to a longstanding … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Outclassed by Brooke Shields in Family Faceoff

Biff Scuzzy 134 Views 1 min read

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields have buried the olive branch and extended the hatchet, putting paid to their feud about the value of psychiatry and antidepressants. Yet if looking well is the best … Read on

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