King Kong Is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year
LAS VEGAS – A large number of suspicious wagers placed on Sportsbook.com have revealed that Time magazine’s editors have selected King Kong as the news weekly’s person… Read More
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Nicole Richie Book Caused Split with Fiance
HOLLYWOOD – Nicole Richie’s book The Truth about Diamonds apparently contained too much “truth” about her fiance, Adam Goldstein, a professional club DJ who goes by the… Read More
President Bush Says War Critics Can Still Be Patriotic
BEIJING – President Bush told reporters yesterday that members of congress who criticize the war in Iraq can still be patriotic. The president’s declaration came… Read More
President Bush Charges Green Day with Undermining War Effort
TOBYHANNA, Penna. – Speaking to a carefully screened audience of servicemen and women, President George W. Bush accused the pop-punk band Green Day of undermining… Read More
OutKast to Perform at Rosa Parks Tribute
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Hip-hop stars OutKast, who made Rosa Parks a household name, will perform at a tribute in her honor to be held tomorrow… Read More
Obestatin Found Lacking in Wal-Mart Shoppers
PALO ALTO, Calif. – Scientists at Stanford University have discovered that two out of three Wal-Mart shoppers are deficient in obestatin, the so-called appetite-suppressing or… Read More
President Bush Orders Mardi Gras Moved to Astrodome
Moving swiftly to stem criticism that his response to the devastation in New Orleans has been “slow, indifferent, and sadly inadequate,” President Bush announced last… Read More
Bush Grants Emergency Sick Days to Hurricane Victims
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Shortly after arriving in Washington today, President Bush is expected to sign a presidential order intended to alleviate the suffering of hurricane… Read More