Rolling Stones Deliver Protest Song
The Rolling Stones have never backed away from following a trend, nor have they been afraid to boldly go where others have gone before. In… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Cameron Diaz Replacing Nancy Grace on Court TV
ATLANTA – Cameron Diaz and her simpering smile will replace Nancy Grace and her self-righteous nostrils in the anchor seat of Closing Arguments, seen at 3… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Ditches Herbie at London Premiere
LONDON – Lindsay Lohan managed to infuriate her studio, her co-star, her fashion providers, and legions of her emaciated fans by skipping out on the… Read More
Jude Law Apologies for Seducing the Nanny
LONDON – A distraught and groveling Jude Law apologized publicly to his fiancee, actress Sienna Miller, after she had read a newspaper article claiming that… Read More
Lil’ Kim Gets Advice from Martha Stewart
Ex-con Martha Stewart sent rapper and future con Lil’ Kim an e-mail “just to let my home girl know that gettin’ banged up ain’t the… Read More
Pope John Paul II on Fast Track for Sainthood
ROME – Catholics campaigning to have the late Pope John Paul II declared a saint in record time should welcome two reports of miracles alleged… Read More
Ten Commandments Decision On Record
OPP, Alabama – A boxed-set, leather-bound collectors edition of the Ten Commandments, complete with an illustrated, twenty-six-page, large-print booklet containing an accurate facsimile of God’s… Read More
Oprah Winfrey Ruse Didn’t Fool Hermes
Rumors about Oprah Winfrey’s shoplifting habits resurfaced after the talk show host and her posse had been turned away from a Hermes shop in Paris… Read More