philmaggitti, Author at Postcards from The Pug Bus

Humorous cartoon satirizing expert advice on reading canine behavior. A woman reading from a dog training book and a puzzled looking dog beside her.

"I thought this was a bedtime story."

Mistakes Experts Make When Reading Canine Behavior

Next to accounts of hideous murders and gruesome influencers’ deaths, clips about reading canine behavior are the most frequently seen on YouTube. Invariably they are… Read More

Writing style guides gone rogue: when editorial standards collapse, even your toaster gets interrogated. A satirical look at cosmic consequences in modern media.

When writing style guides collapse, even the toaster gets subpoenaed.

Culture

The Media Ignores Writing Style Guides

philmaggitti cultural commentary 11 months

Major media outlets have long been guilty of ignoring writing style guides, but recently the infractions have grown mythic. BuzzFeed, ever the chaotic neutral, made… Read More

Satirical illustration of pumpkin spice products including latte, dog treats, motor oil, and toilet paper arranged like a shrine to consumer excess — parodying the obsession with pumpkin spice recipes and autumn branding.

“When pumpkin spice recipes become religion, every latte is communion.”

Culture

Pumpkin Spice Recipes: The Tyranny of Autumn

philmaggitti cultural commentary 11 months

Pumpkin spice recipes are not merely a seasonal flavor trend–they are a cultural mirror, reflecting America’s obsession with comfort, conformity, and consumerism disguised as nostalgia.… Read More

A retro-style robot with a single glowing cyan eye holds a yellow star in its hand, standing beneath the bold yellow headline “AI-generated Horoscopes Are the New Astrology” on a dark purple star-speckled background. A shooting star arcs across the top right corner.

"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

Horoscopes

AI-generated Horoscopes Are the New Astrology

philmaggitti horoscopes 11 months

AI-generated horoscopes are algorithmic prophecies that claim to know your emotional state based on the moon’s proximity to your Wi-Fi router. Unlike analog horoscopes, which… Read More

“Cosmic high-school hallway with glowing lockers and zodiac constellations gossiping on rotary phones, symbolizing the Horoscope Hotline.”

“Your old nickname just leaked to the cosmos, and the line is still hot.”

Horoscopes

Horoscope Hotline: What Is Your Sign’s Embarrassing Nickname

philmaggitti horoscopes 11 months

Step right up, pilgrim to the horoscope hotline. The stars have dusted off your high-school yearbook, drawn their six-shooters, and are about to fire your… Read More

Friedrich Nietzsche sits at a café table surrounded by modern chaos, gazing skyward in stoic disbelief—perfect image for What Would Nietzsche Do? — When Your Guru Gets It Wrong.

"Dieser Schnurrbart fängt an zu jucken."

What Would Nietzsche Do?

What Would Nietzsche Do? Since God Is Dead

philmaggitti nietzsche, trump 11 months

Advice for truth seekers now that God is dead and Nietzsche is taking your letters. Q: Dear Nietzsche,I have been at the same job for… Read More

"Jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule.”

Culture

An Empty Museum Is the Newest Art Fad

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 11 months

The latest avant-garde gallery is drawing rapt attention and hordes of visitors by mounting absolutely no visual content. This newest art fad can be “seen”… Read More

A circular zodiac wheel featuring twelve minimalist emojis, each representing a zodiac sign, arranged symmetrically on a white background. The image is wordless and visually balanced, designed to evoke cosmic harmony and financial clarity. This visual ritual is intended to boost your credit score through symbolic alignment.

Twelve emojis form a wheel, summon a goat, and accidentally boost your credit score.

Horoscopes

Today’s Horoscopes Will Boost Your Credit Score

philmaggitti horoscopes, trump 11 months

â™ˆ Aries … You are the algorithm’s favorite son or daughter today. Swipe boldly and with gusto, but verify at least twice. A forgotten subscription… Read More