ChatGPT Skewers Kim Kardashian’s Complaints
Kim Kardashian blaming ChatGPT for failing her law exams is like blaming a mirror for your bad haircut. This is the same woman who once… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Today’s Horoscopes and the Meaning of Life
Welcome to today’s cosmic editorial, where the stars pretend to care and we pretend to believe them. Jupiter is drunk, Mercury is ghosting everyone, and… Read More
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
At long last, the federal government has unveiled the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program, a taxpayer-funded initiative designed to rescue itinerant evangelists from the perils of… Read More
Ten Ways to Get a Free Thanksgiving Turkey
Why buy a bird when the universe is handing them out to anyone unhinged enough to ask? From séance turkeys to quantum buffets, here are… Read More
Book of Daze: Skip Your Medication Day
Every year, like clockwork, our culture manufactures a new holiday to celebrate the triumph of impulse over reason. Thus we arrive at Skip Your Medication… Read More
Book of Daze: Misheard Lyrics Day
Every November 3 (or whatever date looks least credible on a calendar), we pause to celebrate the eternal struggle between sound and sense: Book of… Read More
🔮Twelve Signs of the Zodiac Meltdown
Aries — Your ruling planet is caffeine. Your current mood is “burn it all down and start a podcast.” Someone will call you impulsive today.… Read More
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
At long last, the federal government has unveiled the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program, a taxpayer-funded initiative designed to rescue itinerant evangelists from the perils of… Read More