philmaggitti, Author at Postcards from The Pug Bus

Postmodern church bulletin.

The Streaming Light Fellowship Weekly Newsletter

Pastor’s CornerBeloved subscribers, welcome to another weekly newsletter from the Streaming Light Fellowship, where salvation is available in high definition and the spirit moves at… Read More

The cloud never forgets, and it does gossip

Horoscopes

Horoscopes Written by Your Browser History

philmaggitti horoscopes 5 months

Your horoscope for today is not determined byconstellations, tarot cards, or decoding entrails. All forecasts will be derived from interpretations of your browser history, which… Read More

"When did 'layoffs' become 'rightsizing'?" "

Book of Daze

Book of Daze: Avoiding Common Euphemisms in Writing Day

philmaggitti bookof-daze 5 months

The calendar opens on Common Euphemisms in Writing day, when language is placed under a microscope. Euphemism Day is not so much a holiday as… Read More

Proof that astrology still works without Wi-Fi, deodorant, or common sense.

Horoscopes

Your Off the Grid Horoscopes

philmaggitti horoscopes 5 months

Here come your Off The Grid Horoscopes, powered by solar lanterns, fermented rainwater tea, and a suspiciously friendly ground hog named Randall. The stars claim… Read More

Black and white editorial illustration depicting the ghostly aftermath of the Delta-8 THC ban. An abandoned hemp shop shelf holds scattered, dusty products labeled “Delta-8,” surrounded by signs reading “UNSAFE.” A shadowy vapor figure rises above the shelf, evoking the outlaw spirit of the compound. The scene blends bureaucratic decay with spectral imagery, symbolizing the demise of a controversial hemp loophole.

"It was never any good anyway.

Weed

Obituary: R.I.P. Delta‑8 THC (2018–2025)

philmaggitti marijuana 6 months

Delta”‘8 THC, the notorious loophole scam of the hemp world, died a bureaucratic death at the hands of Congress in November 2025. Born of the… Read More

A chrome toaster performs on a brightly lit stage under a spotlight with glowing neon music notes rising from the slots, humorous concept image for ai music.

Tonight’s encore requires a surge protector..

Technology

AI Music: When Toasters Top the Charts

philmaggitti tech satire 6 months

The future has arrived, and it appears to be powered not by inspiration but by code snippets written by caffeinated interns who once dreamed of… Read More

Coping with Reality illustration: Friedrich Nietzsche stands at a blank help desk in a modern office setting, surrounded by meaningless self-help imagery and stacked books.

All inquiries will be answered eventually, but not helpfully.

What Would Nietzsche Do?

What Would Nietzsche Do? Coping with Reality (Badly)

philmaggitti nietzsche 6 months

Dear Nietzsche, I keep buying planners, habit trackers, and “rise and grind” journals in the hope of coping with reality, but I still procrastinate. Am… Read More

Satirical adopt-a-highway map of the United States showing major highways humorously “adopted” by woke corporations like Starbucks, Google, Disney, Ben & Jerry’s, and Patagonia, each with exaggerated DEI slogans such as “Pronoun Lane Ahead” and “Algorithmic Equity Corridor.” The map mocks virtue signaling by depicting highways as ideological battlegrounds.

Woke corporations started adopting asphalt like rescue pets.

News

The Last Mile of Virtue Signaling: An Adopt-a-Highway Map

philmaggitti news 6 months

When America ran out of unclaimed asphalt, the race to adopt highways became a corporate Hunger Games of virtue signaling. With every stretch of interstate… Read More