Ask Nietzsche, Advice for Atheists When People Say Grace Before a Meal
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Atheism is the quickest-growing non-religion in the United States. To celebrate this glorious fact, we are pleased to introduce a series of articles… Read More
Culture
Pop culture dissection with a rusty scalpel. We have mocked trends, movements, and moments since 2004 because someone needs to tell society it is wearing no clothes. Spoiler: society does not care, but we persist anyway.
Taylor Swift Placed Under Suicide Watch (Breaking News)
READING, Pa.–Taylor Swift has been placed under a suicide watch by concerned members of her entourage, the Pug Bus learned today. The popular, six-foot-tall singer-songwriter… Read More
Pippa Middleton’s Bum Not All It’s Cracked Up to Be
In a recent study conducted by the National Centre for Social Research, nine out of ten Britons were unable to identify Pippa Middleton’s bum in… Read More
Local Resident Thinks He’s at the Top of His Game
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Al Covington is the picture of confidence as he sits at a table outside the Iron Hill restaurant on a hot July afternoon.… Read More
The Grammar Grump Sticks It to Alanis Morissette
When President Obama said that America had been “lazy” for the past few decades, he was talking about our national language scandal. Americans, the president… Read More
Six Hitler Substitutions That Won’t Get Your Butt in Trouble
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Countless people have come to grief for comparing someone to Adolph Hitler. The latest, Chef Mario Batali, compared Wall Street executives… Read More
President Obama Restores the Serial Comma to Federal Stylebook
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama is expected to sign an executive order today that will reinstate the rules regarding the use of the serial… Read More
Raffaele Sollecito Eager to Step Out of Amanda Knox’s Shadow
PERUGIA, Italy – No matter what happens when an Italian court reaches a verdict in the appeals trial of Raffaele Sollecito and Amanda Knox today,… Read More