Follow-up Questions
The obituary listed my hobbies as surviving and keeping receipts. Friends praised my consistency. Enemies forgot my name. I attended my own wake out of… Read More
The obituary listed my hobbies as surviving and keeping receipts. Friends praised my consistency. Enemies forgot my name. I attended my own wake out of… Read More
The stars are currently vibrating at a frequency that can only be described as a microwave oven attempting to compose a symphony. It is a… Read More
I set the “Ode to Joy” to remember. It rang once, startled me, and never rang again. Somewhere between snooze and silence, joy slipped out… Read More
A VerdantCleanse™ executive demonstrates the efficacy of the new AI Exorcism Program on a fern that was previously judging his career choices.
In a move nobody asked for but everyone understood immediately, a San Francisco startup has unveiled an AI exorcism program designed to banish demons from… Read More
The wellness dashboard says you need more mindfulness. Your inbox says you need to answer these 47 emails from this weekend."
TechVantage Solutions has announced its new corporate mindfulness programs. The company’s offerings include free access to a 24/7 meditation app, guided biweekly desk yoga sessions,… Read More
The average Phish fan’s brain is sixty percent Phish chronology, thirty percent grilled cheese sandwiches, and ten percent actual memories. To the uninitiated, Phish is… Read More
The productivity of the modern worker plummets to zero the moment the brain decides to simulate a culinary takeover by local wildlife.
You begin to wonder did you forget to lock the front door the second you are too far away to turn back. This observance is… Read More
The doctor said my anxiety was imaginary, which helped briefly, but imaginary things still chase you, still scream, still leave messes. Mine follows me home,… Read More