The Ten Commandments of Customer Service Chatbots
In the beginning, there was the telephone, and customer service representatives answered it helpfully. Then came the internet, and with it the promise of added… Read More
In the beginning, there was the telephone, and customer service representatives answered it helpfully. Then came the internet, and with it the promise of added… Read More
An observance born not of dignity but of humiliation, Reply All Accidentally Day commemorates the most mortifying sort of accident in the digital workplace: One… Read More
Today’s Fake Medical Horoscopes cheerfully remind you that no insurance is accepted, no advice is guaranteed, and your hopes will never go up. Life is… Read More
The 2026 Winter Olympics have been tea bagged by a genital enhancement scandal. Male ski jumpers are under investigation for allegedly “enhancing” their manhood to… Read More
A newsworthy breakthrough occurred this morning at 3:47 AM EST during a routine AI system reboot at a data center in northern Virginia: an AI… Read More
Three feet from the toilet, eight hours since last bathroom break, zero acknowledgment of basic physiology.
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself has said, “Why nobody pees on TV first thing in the morning is… Read More
In an awesome new development in the effort to reopen every cultural tragedy until the heat death of the universe, a team of independent forensic… Read More
The prophecies regarding AI burnout have come true, though not in the manner science fiction writers predicted. They claimed the rise of AI machines would… Read More