Don Lemon Unveils New Board Game
In a surprise announcement delivered with the solemnity usually reserved for national apologies and network rebrands, Don Lemon has unveiled Jurisdiction!, a board game he… Read More
Nielsen Ratings in Turmoil As Viewers Scroll on Phones While Watching TV
The Nielsen Company confirmed this week that its famed Nielsen Ratings have entered what executives are calling “a mild statistical turbulence caused by people staring… Read More
Ten Password Managers, Ranked Worst to Best
A comprehensive guide to password managers for people who believe that modern life is a flaming carnival of data breaches and gravity fails. 10. StickyNote.txt… Read More
The Internet of Things Has Gone Feral
It was bound to happen, the internet of things (IoT) has slipped the surly bounds of domesticity and gone feral. The IoT is a network… Read More
Because nothing says “deep clean” like imminent regret and a medically inadvisable level of motivation.
10 Unique House Cleaning Tips
Look at you, grasshopper, still using a sponge to clean your house like a peasant in a third world country. If you want a hut… Read More
Cartoon chaos on a crowded pickleball court, where exaggerated gameplay and confused tennis players highlight the absurdity of pickleball rules
Pickleball Rules Lower All Standards at Once
America has embraced the perfect game for the 21st century: one that requires minimal skill, moderate exertion, and maximum conversation about how great it is.… Read More
12 Girl Scout Cookies Ranked From “Why Does This Exist” To “Transcendental Snack Deity”
Every year between January and April, the United States loses its composure as Girl Scout cookies reappear like a seasonal sugar‑based migration pattern. More than… Read More
Your Daily Solitaire Horoscopes
Solitaire horoscopes are for people whose ideal group activity is shuffling quietly and pretending it counts as socialization. Each sign receives guidance that assumes isolation… Read More