Britney Spears Stripped of Her Citizenship
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Britney Spears has been stripped of her citizenship, the White House revealed this morning. President Bush took this rare, but not unprecedented,… Read More
Britney Spears
Behold the ultimate evolution of the recording artist: a being of pure resonance that never misses a note, never demands a larger trailer, and never gets caught in a scandalous hotel room meltdown with a reality star.
Britney Spears Fans Will Stage Nude Protest Rally
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears fans will stage a nude protest rally in front of the Staples Center this Saturday in support of “every mother’s… Read More
Britney Spears’ Sons Not Bothered by Her Nudity, Drug Use
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears’ sons have refuted claims that her using drugs and walking around naked all the time represent a danger to their… Read More
Britney Spears Not Working, Hillary Clinton Calls for Withdrawal
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Britney Spears is not working, says Democratic presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, and its time to withdraw support for the fallen pop star,… Read More
Petraeus Says Surge Is Working, Britney Spears Needs More Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. – General David Petraeus told Congress yesterday that President Bush’s surge in Iraq is working, but Operation Britney Spears will need more time… Read More
Britney Spears Changing Sons’ Names to William and Harry
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears filed a petition in a Los Angeles court yesterday seeking to change the names of her sons to William and… Read More
Rudy Giuliani Tops Wikipedia Self-Serving Edits
NEW YORK – Computers at the campaign headquarters of Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani were used to make fifteen changes to Mr. Giuliani’s Wikipedia page last week,… Read More
Pope Benedict Urges Peace on The Sopranos in Easter Address
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI devoted his annual Easter address to a condemnation of the violence on HBO’s hit series The Sopranos and to a call… Read More