Tom Cruise Slams Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has charged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with exploiting their newborn daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, “to wage a multimillion-dollar publicity campaign to… Read More
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Tom Cruise Outclassed by Brooke Shields in Family Faceoff
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields have buried the olive branch and extended the hatchet, putting paid to their feud about the value of… Read More
Tom Cruise Backlash Ruins Mission Impossible 3 Debut
HOLLYWOOD – A Tom Cruise backlash appears to have queered the box office for Mr. Cruise’ latest film Mission Impossible 3, which failed to measure up… Read More
Tom Cruise Past Lives Channeled in a Yahoo Chat Room Meltdown
Tom Cruise took time out from making a placenta casserole to visit with a Yahoo chat room audience last night. During the scheduled fifteen-minute session,… Read More
Tom Cruise Wedding Flashback 1: In the Beginning
BERLIN – Scientologist Tom Cruise flew to Germany a few days ago to announce that he and his pregnant fiancee, Katie Holmes, would be married… Read More
Tom Cruise, Brokeback Mountain, Britney Spears Make Statements
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise, Brokeback Mountain, and Britney Spears all made statements yesterday. We thought you’d like to know, and even if you pretend you… Read More
Tom Cruise Courting Yahoo to Restore Image
SUNNYVALE, Calif. – Tom Cruise’ appearance at Yahoo’s Sunnyvale campus this week was calculated to achieve two effects. First, Mr. Cruise wanted desperately to call… Read More
Tom Cruise Says Scientology to Market Bird Flu Vitamin
LOS ANGELES – Scientologist-actor Tom Cruise announced yesterday that Vianetics, the newly formed Scientology vitamin research and development company, will begin marketing Vitamin TK “in… Read More